PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A